Miltons Pimp My Wedding
Miltons is going to hook up your entire wedding, up to 8 groomsmen, with all the gear they need. Send in your email to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com and we’ll have stoolies vote for the winners. We’re loading up right now for the next Pimp My Wedding Contest so if you are getting married this fall send in your nominations. Next winner will be announced June 24th.
Today’s Contestant
Reader Email
Stoolies,
I am taking the plunge this fall in September. The old lady and I met at college, Southern Illinois University. I was pretty hopeless my first two years down there – Shot gunning busch lights around a bonfire with 20 dudes until we were blacked out enough to not spend any money at the bars, then strike out night, was a typical night.
Junior year 5 smoke bombs moved next door (best thing that could have happened to the neighbor hood), and I somehow snatched one up. She has put up with me for 8 years, so she earned it. She’s a great girl and we’re looking to have a great time at our wedding.
Why me?
- We are pretty broke, and we are hemorrhaging money with this wedding.
- 90% of my shirts are from a supplier at work
- The groomsman and I are your typical stoolies – overweight, early balding, fart in the bath tub and laugh your ass off guys.
You should pick me.